Join Me in Snarkville

Just so you can understand what a true royal welcome home is all about. These are all things that have occured in the 24 hours I’ve been home.

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Do you know how I just LOVE to say that I suck? Well, it is because it is so true. I do suck. (And probably not in the good way, unless you think the good way is because it makes ME perfect blog fodder.) If I was capable, I’d list all the ways I suck and move on, but you know me, I will list them; come back to them; re-hash them; and beat myself up about them. I will be having those (not-so-silent) conversations with myself in the shower for a week. Why? Because I just spent a full week at BlogHer in two days. Yes, I crammed a week’s worth of horrible suckage into a two day women blogging love fest. Only the Queen is truly capable of doing this.

Oh, you are wanting to know the depths to which I suck. Well, let’s stick to a theme lest I be curled up in the fetal position the rest of the day because I’m overwhelmed with suckage.
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