Join Me in Snarkville

Ok, photos of a goody bag are pretty much the defination of a cop-out post for the day.  And since I have TOO much to share today, I thought we needed an second post.  Cut me some slack folks, it isn’t like I’ve spoken to humans in a few days

I would like to welcome you to Hell, or my life, really, you decide which you’d call it.  I’ve thought of the best ways to share this crap with you, but I thought letting you see my To Do list would be enough to cause you to poke your own eyes out send me REALLY nice gifts for my birthday.  Yes, folks it is *THAT* time of year, when I become the most annoying human in the world begin to remind each of you that my birthday is coming.  It is the middle of September, cards, letters, and presents are welcome all month.  We like to celebrate the Queen’s birthday in stages and throughout the month of September.  I have BIG plans for my birthday this year — I may even let you in on them, oh, but not today.

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This is not a good day to die. Morbid, I know, but completely the way I feel today. While death’s sweet kiss may be welcomed by me shortly, I would hate for this to be my very last day on the planet.

But we are going to attempt to focus on the fun and promising and the FREE, because it has been one of THOSE days and I’m 90 seconds from crawling into bed and pretending Monday didn’t happen.

This is, I promise, the last of the BlogHer posts. I may clean up a few of the back ones — but I PROMISE, I’m done now. I’m ready to move on to real life and the here the now and the fact that this week bites big.

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