Archive for August, 2006

Shaken Not Stirred

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006

The morning after and I’m much better.  I communed with the freaks mothers from my local club and actually got a very supportive e-mail back.

Just wanted to say hello.  It was our first earthquake too– we moved here from PA last summer (but we lived in South Florida before that).  We both felt totally nauseated by the whole thing, and had to go outside for some fresh air.  Just felt like I needed to say hello when I read your email as we were totally freaked too.

(Does it shock any of you that she is also an East Coast transplant?)  Anyway, no damage other than to my brain.  The total net on the quake is officially it was a 4.4 that didn’t last very long.  There were three aftershocks that no one felt (a 1.2; 2.0; and 1.5).  The last one was at 9:30ish.  All of the quakes centered about 14 miles east of me and slightly north.  But alas, all of you are happy to know that Snarkville is fine and dandy.

Well, fine and dandy, if you don’t look at Duke’s shoe.  Now, I have no idea if the quake did it or if it was the shock of the quake that made this one little shoe lose the will to live.  About a week ago, I told Duke to put his shoes in his room.  For reasons that only a three year knows, the shoes went into my washing machine. (Don’t ask — I have no idea if they were in the machine OR in his hamper that was then dumped in the machine.)  The light-up shoes were washed.  And while they LOOKED much better, just a note, light up shoes and the washing machine — don’t really get along well — they stayed light a little longer; one of the lights doesn’t fully go out.  But other than that they seemed to work just fine again until the quake.  Now his right shoe that was still flashing when I went to bed is now in a constant on state.  It looks like he is signaling to turn right constantly.  But this begs the bigger question — do I have to buy him a new pair? (For the record, I’m not loving the light-up shoes.  I’m too embarassed to say why I bought them — but let’s leave it at my father loves the shoes and I’m, after all, Daddy’s Little Girl.)
And in case you wondered how my boy child fared in the Quake of ‘06, he giggled.  Yep.  He was in his bed, “reading”, and possibly considering sleeping.  I went in afterwards to check on him and he was calm and giggly.  I kissed him and told him to take good care of Red Bear.  It wasn’t until I walked back into the living room that total panic hit me.  My child was across the house when it happened.  What if it had worse?  Would I have gotten to him?  But I’m calming down and my desire to grab the child and never let go ended within seconds of him laying down in the floor loudly lamenting that we were NOT going to have oatmeal for breakfast this morning.  The horrors this poor child endures because I am his mother.

See life can go back to normal, right?

Tomorrow, we are off to one of those major theme parks, 3 Banners, for the day.  Duke and Prince have the day off of school, which roughly means I have to have all of my work done today!  And remember those descending hordes?  Well, it appears we will be short one — seems my father will not be joining the party as there is a little “weather” heading his direction and budget meetings he must attend. I’m ever hopeful that at the last possible second he’ll run down the jetway and catch up to my mother and say something about not missing the boy’s 3rd birthday and telling the mean and nasty budget people to screw-off.  Doubtful, but I can dream can’t I?

Shake Rattle and Roll.

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006

This is quick, mostly because this completely interupts your normal snark from me today.  Less than 30 minutes ago, I sat through the first earthquake I’ve ever felt.  According to the USGS, it was a 4.4 that hit less than 14 miles away.  The Queen and her family are all ok — freaked out a little but ok.  Nothing came off the walls and there is no damage.

I’m, um, a wee bit freaked out.  It is fine and I’ll be ok — but this whole earth hiccup thing is not all that fun.

Damage Report: Seems that the quake has seriously distrubed Duke’s Light-up Tennis Shoe.  It has not stopped flashing since.  I can’t wait until the battery goes dead.

The Week in Hell

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006

Ok, photos of a goody bag are pretty much the defination of a cop-out post for the day.  And since I have TOO much to share today, I thought we needed an second post.  Cut me some slack folks, it isn’t like I’ve spoken to humans in a few days ;)

I would like to welcome you to Hell, or my life, really, you decide which you’d call it.  I’ve thought of the best ways to share this crap with you, but I thought letting you see my To Do list would be enough to cause you to poke your own eyes out send me REALLY nice gifts for my birthday.  Yes, folks it is *THAT* time of year, when I become the most annoying human in the world begin to remind each of you that my birthday is coming.  It is the middle of September, cards, letters, and presents are welcome all month.  We like to celebrate the Queen’s birthday in stages and throughout the month of September.  I have BIG plans for my birthday this year — I may even let you in on them, oh, but not today.

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FREE. FREE. FREE.

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006

This is not a good day to die. Morbid, I know, but completely the way I feel today. While death’s sweet kiss may be welcomed by me shortly, I would hate for this to be my very last day on the planet.

But we are going to attempt to focus on the fun and promising and the FREE, because it has been one of THOSE days and I’m 90 seconds from crawling into bed and pretending Monday didn’t happen.

This is, I promise, the last of the BlogHer posts. I may clean up a few of the back ones — but I PROMISE, I’m done now. I’m ready to move on to real life and the here the now and the fact that this week bites big.

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