Join Me in Snarkville

When I was a little girl, I told my mother that I wanted to be a Policewoman.  (Perhaps this began the obsession I have with crime shows on TV, but I think it has more to do with my early indoc to Quincy as a wee one.)  The Queen Mum, being a rather wise sole, asked me why.  I believe I told her because I wanted to get rid of all the bad people in the world.

I got to thinking about this .grand plan I had at the wise age of 4 or 5 this week.  You know, I think I can declare that with this blog I’m helping all the “bad” people that affect my life.  Now my you, I’m out there sending anyone to prison, but instead I’ve made it my mission to write open letters to those people (and things) that annoy me.  It is my hope that one of those people may someday read my open letter and be better for it (See I snark for the greater good).  Until then, here’s hoping it is at least worth a giggle.

Without further ado, I bring you Open Letter Friday.

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