I smell like a little old lady…
Sunday, October 8th, 2006Now first, before I begin, I must ask the all important question, at what doctor’s visit do I get the “here’s the three perfumes you must chose to wear for the rest of your life; from this point forward you will have a weekly hairdresser appointment and the word ‘teasing’ will be used often; and just for kicks, here’s some double knit polyster pants with elastic waist to wear.” Oh, and the sensible shoes — because there must be sensible shoes, right?
Well, I may not know when we get pulled aside in the GYN’s office and told of the ways of the older woman, but I have learned where one of the three perfumes can be purchased.