Open Letter to Santa
Friday, December 22nd, 2006(alternate title: Reason why the Queen is not smart #1,043)
Dear Santa:
I’ve been a very good Queen this year. I’ve tried to keep a good home, raise a good child, and do good to others. I’ve begun this very blog in a partial effort to make others feel better about themselves by comparison. I have a happy child who is looking forward to your visit late on Christmas Eve. We have even made cookies for you — with sprinkles.