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Good Morning, Frankenhouse

May no else’s morning begin like this:

  1. Wake-up in total denial that it is morning.
  2. Slowly pry your eyeballs open while wondering if it would be possible to stay in bed all day.
  3. Curse the fact that the TV and the lights are on.
  4. Feel the call of nature and decide that is the ONLY reason you will get out of bed and you are COMING.RIGHT.BACK.
  5. Sit and do your thing.
  6. Reach to touch the shiny silver handle.
  7. Push down and feel something snap.
  8. Realize that the handle isn’t magically popping back up like it is supposed to.
  9. Curse.
  10. Stare at husband blankly.
  11. Realize that your day will involve you going to Lowe’s and talking to someone in the plumbing department.

I’d drink more coffee, but I fear it may compound my problem.

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One Response to “Good Morning, Frankenhouse”

  1. barb Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 8:21 am

    If you need a break, come and have lunch with us. We’re eating at that fabulous little place called “Chez Gallee”. It’s wonderful. On Friday’s they have an assortment of seafood. :)

    I hope that your day gets better.

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