Finding Joy in Snarkville

Sometimes, you need just a small record of the incredible things that come out our mouths. Today — it seemed we were on a roll.

“Well, I’m mad too. And I’m the Dad, so *MY* mad is better than your mad.”

“I’m just channeling my inner Lucy.” (Said as I literally turned on the mixer with the better covered in chocolate cake was NOT in the cake batter and it sprayed my kitchen.”

“Ok, fine. When you get the cake out of the oven and let it cool then you are GOING to come back here and read me the one about the vans.” (Said as I explained that I had to get the cake out of the oven and thus could not read him yet another story before he went to sleep — kiss me and go to sleep.)

“But Mama, it is SUUUNNNNDDDDAAAAYYY. We have pancakes on Sunday.” “Honey, I know, but we overslept and I have to get in the shower before we go to church. I’ll tell you what, I’ll make you pancakes for lunch AFTER church.” “No, we can’t have pancakes AFTER church, we’ll need to have LUNCH then and pancakes are for breakfast.” (I share this one to share the last one….)

“Mama, make pancakes for dinner.”
(Apparently pancakes are a breakfast or a dinner food — but not a lunch food.)

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