Dear Prince:
There are so many things I hate about you. Case in point is that at this point you are already rolling your eyes and saying something snide about how this is no way to beging a love note, or something about having seen that Julia Stiles movie more times than should be allowed by a woman my age. Seriously, stop it — I have a point here somewhere, if only I could find it.
Oh, yes, I was mentioning that I hate you. I think last year about this time I was threatening your life, so I think we ought to consider my hate for you a step in the right direction. Well, as long as you think hate is a good emotion for two people who live under the same roof. Nevermind. Back to that point I alluded to earlier.
I hate that you leave your socks in a pile, no where near the laundry bin. I also hate that this charming trait seems to be passing on to your son, who while he can track down his hamper for 90% of his clothes has the habit of leaving his socks exactly where he takes them off.
I hate that you are so completely male that you can not seem to be moved by even the sappiest of movies. I am thrown how you can roll your eyes at the improbableness of the average romantic comedy. I also hate how you are not capable of suspending your disbelief when it comes to any movie or TV show set in a town that you have lived or regards a subject you know actual facts about. I scream that you suck the fun out of movie and there are few truer words. (If anyone out there needs a fine example, at the end of the movie The Guardian, I have no idea what happened as Ashton Kutcher walks down the hall to the classroom because Prince had to examine the uniform — which is ALL wrong, doesn’t exist, and is *SO* over the top bad, I was able to point out the whole lack of pockets all on my own.)
I hate how you completely ignore what I tell you that I need most at that very moment, like a beer/dessert/a clean kitchen, and give me what I really need most, a hug or better permission to go close the door in our room for a bit. While I’m on this one, I hate that you seem to know when I’m completely at the end of my rope and can not handle one more thing and you sweep in and fix it. I hate how you relish in my sputering as I had wound myself up into a reaction that doesn’t fit with your action — more likely than not, that I was expecting you to be a jerk and you were sweet.
I hate how completely pesimestic you are. I said it this past weekend, but you have this horrible knack of having 1,000 good experiences can be colored by one bad one. The dog hasn’t thrown up in the car for years, and yet you worry about it every time we go out with him. Yet, I find it funny how you will stress over Duke’s and my comfort on twisty roads — hardly getting mad when I keep screaming that you are surely going to run into that rock over there. I also hate how mad it makes you that I use that passenger side brake pedal every time I think we come up behind a car too fast. (And yes, I realize that I’m in the only driver in our house that has had an accident.)
Finally, I hate that even after nine years with you, I don’t have you figured out yet. I hate that I’m pretty sure you have me figured out, thus I rarely throw you a curve ball, but you do it to me all the time. I’m certain that just as I think I have you figured out, you change just to keep me guessing. And this is something you delight in.
There are thousands of ways we are different, opposites in so many things. We both hate things about each other. Hate things that we’ve long accepted as the way things are and moved along. While I’d love it if you weren’t so cynical, literal, and maybe had fewer socks; I know that you wish I wasn’t so uptight, learn to keep my mouth shut, and perhaps washed your shirts weekly.
So, there you have it. I hate things about you. So many things frustrate and upset me. But then you do something amazing and make me realize I don’t hate you, I love you. You smile that odd little grin like you know some secret that I don’t. You worry about me being happy and when I’m upset you never try to just pat me on the head and placate me, because you know I’d hate that it wasn’t geniune. And you love me.
I put aside all the little things that I hate about you. I put that aside and I chose to love you. I chose to love the unlovable parts of you, the parts of you that are rough around the edges and not perfect. I chose to spend my life with someone who can hurt me with a word, but would bite his own tongue off if he knew that would protect me from pain. I love that you are s snarky as me and that you laugh. But more than anything, I love that you love me too — even with my rough edges and the things you hate about me.
Here’s to 9 more years of loving and hating,
Your Wife.